Favorite Chris Traeger Quotes
Chris: Last year I won an organic gardening contest.
Donna: Who were you competing against?
Chris: My own taste buds.
Well, I think you have several options. They're all terrible. But they're options.
Ann: How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a five-and-a-half-minute mile. My personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Together, as a town, we lost an amount of weight equal to 800 pregnant manatees.
Ben, it's been an honor watching you work today. It's been like watching Leonardo work. Da Vinci or Dicaprio—you're that good.
I think a lot of things. I like thinking. I also like racquetball.
Leslie: Oh I have an idea. You know what would be really fun? After dinner we should take a walk by the pond in Ramset Park.
Chris: Walking the parks can be very romantic.
Leslie: Yeah too bad the parks are always closed though.
Ben: That's right, you were coming here tonight on a date. And hey, Leslie is joining you on this wonderfully romantic occasion. How about that?
Chris: Fantastic!
April: Every year we would dress up as demons and we would egg Larry’s house.
Larry: That was you?
Chris: Please, Larry, this is a private conversation.
Everything is amazing. Today is perfect. And I love you.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
Hopefully that will help any sensitivity you have around your…boob hats.
