Favorite Chris Traeger Quotes
The world's my gymnasium Ron!
Carob cookies and berries are literally my favorite dessert alternative.
Chris: I'm engrossed in this book. It's the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
April: That's impossible.
Chris: Oh she drowned immediately. It's kind of a sad story.
April: Cool.
If I had to have anybody tell me that I have cancer, I would want it to be me.
You're beautiful! On the inside... where your spirit lives.
I love this idea and I love me for thinking of it.
Re-elect Jan Cooper, Mayor of Whorewille.
It's just a piece of paper. He only made it for me after I specifically asked for it after crying loudly. It sure meant a lot to receive it.
Chris: Man.. you are just knocking these off. You're like a ninja crossed with a Jedi or something.
Tom: You're like a nerd mixed with a dork or something.
Chris: Tom, Star Wars is not that nerdy.
Chris: According to Leslie's binder, her and April are making better time than on a normal day.
Leslie: Oh that's weird with us being women and all. You'd think our boobs would be getting in the way.
I guess I'll have to wait for tomorrow's paper to find out our relationship status.
A few months ago the thought of an infectious disease, even hypothetical, would have sent me careening toward Bummer-town, but now I'm infected with a deadly virus. And I feel fine!
