Gossip Girl: Looks like our favourite Upper-East sinners just find the answer to their prayers.
Chuck & Blair: I need your help.
Gossip Girl: Lucky for us their road to heaven leads straight through hell.

Blair: So you hook her, gut her emotionally and then throw the carcass overboard.
Chuck: You really do have a gift.

I'll find another way to save my family legacy. One that doesn't involve you.

Raina: I missed my meeting.
Chuck: Was I worth it?
Raina: I'll let you know.

Blair: You and I bonded over a mutual love of scheming. And burlesque. Find something that you and Reyna both share. Let your guard down. Show her a side of you that no one else sees. I hear girls love that.
Chuck: Open up and she'll be forced to follow suit.
Blair: And once you hook her, reel her in, gut her emotionally and throw the carcass overboard.
Chuck: You really do have a gift.

Nate: Did I hear Reyna just leave? What is that, three days in a row now? Things are getting serious.
Chuck: Not fast enough. We're stuck in this meaningless mind-blowing sex loop.
Nate: I'm sorry to hear that.

Raina Thorpe: Don't move.
Chuck: Don't worry.

Either switch that thing off or bring it to bed. Vibration is a terrible thing to waste.

Chuck: Sorry. I wouldn't be like this if it wasn't my father's legacy. The stakes are too high to take a chance on trust. Hey. It's just business.
Reyna: From now on, I don't even know if we have that to discuss.

Chuck: I just walked past your dad in a $2,000 suit.
Nate: It seems the Captain, who could barely get an interview for a custodial position, got a big executive position with the guy trying to buy your company.

Nate: Hey man, how was New Zealand?
Chuck: I have to say, it was an extraordinary bust.

Russell Thorpe: Raina never lies. It's her best quality.
Chuck: I highly doubt that.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.