Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Claire Dunphy Quotes
Claire: We are having fun.
Mitchell: You are. I'm just doing what you're making me do.
Phil: Happy Valentine's Day by the way.
Claire: Ew no, I'm gross and sweaty from running.
Claire: You've never stolen anything before?
Phil: Only my entire high school production of The Wiz.
Claire: Phil, honey, when I’m not home I need you to be present and keep track of everyone.
Phil: Sounds good. Love you too.
Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love, and most suspicious of all, she bought a book!
I couldn't be more relaxed if I was in a coma.
Claire: We were called into Principal Brown's office one week before Alex's graduation.
Phil: That can only mean one of two things. Either she's going to be valedictorian, or they're giving an award for sexiest dad.
Phil: It's time, somebody warm some towels!
Claire: Every time I crack an egg, really?
Claire: Phil, duck feed!
Phil: Hey, that's almost my name.
Claire: You know Luke has failed that driver's test twice now right?
Mitchell: My options today are frat house, duck village, or car crash. I'm feeling very comfortable with my decision.
Claire: You think maybe you're being a little hard on Luke?
Phil: We're his parents Claire, it's our job to keep him off the stripper pole.
Phil: Trust me I'm cool as a cucumber. Something about the coat just knows what my body needs.
Claire: You're sweating like a heroin addict.
