I killed him to convince myself that you were right, that I was the type of person who could kill in cold blood and I was never gonna change.

I happen to like my old sadistic self?

Can't Luke whip up a batch of herbs with Bonnie flavor?

I definitely blew that up about an hour ago.

Damon [to Bonnie]: Did you ever think for one second that it's you being negative reacting to my natural self negatively?
Bonnie: You're ridiculous.
Damon: No I'm consistent.

First of all, don't nickname. That's my thing.

I would tell Elena how much I love her. And then apologize for killing you.

Damon: I'm not trying to screw up your dumb new life!
Stefan: You don't have to try Damon. All you have to do is exist. Because no matter what I do or where I go, you will be with me forever, trying to destroy every single thing that I build.

Me. I say. Because I will kill Kai and anyone who comes in the way of me going home.

Oh don't be cynical. I'm here to spend time some quality time with my once dead now human best bud.

Come unannounced? What are you talking about? I literally went through time and space to be with you.

Elena: I wanna remember.
Damon: Well you're a day late and a dollar short honey.
Elena: I mean I wanna try. Knowing there is this whole piece of my life missing it's driving me crazy, ok? So I have to at least try to get it back.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.