Caroline: Let me get you another blanket.
Damon: So you can literally smother her?

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Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

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Liz: I paid extra for this room to be a single.
Damon: You clearly underestimate the number of women who would die to spend the night with me.
Liz: Well I'm not dead yet.

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Well I'm no doctor, but this guy is screwed.

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Cheating? Cheating is erasing all of our epic memories. That's cheating.

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I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron.

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