Andie: Why do you kill people?
Damon: Because I like it. It's in my nature too. It's who I am. But then I have to stay together to protect her and she wants me to be the better man which means I can't be who I am. Do you see the problem I'm having, Andie?

Do you know how hard it is to get these XBox brains to focus?

Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.

Great, I was just thinking about getting a bite to eat.

I say snatch, eat, erase!

Katherine: You hurt me today.
Damon: Tit for tat.

Elena: We just need answers. Try not to do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun.

Damon: You need to stop doing that. Elena: Doing what?
Damon: Assuming that I'll play the good guy because it's you who's asking.

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.

You're my friend.

Elena: We just need answers, please don't do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid so much more fun.

Damon: How'd you get this number?
Alaric: It's on the street.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.