Stefan: Stay away from Elena.
Damon: I take that as an invitation.

Stefan: Wherever you go, people die.
Damon: That's a given.

You have no idea what came I'm about to play.

Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Elena: He didn' tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.

Great gal. She's got spunk. You, on the other hand, look pooped.

We both know the closest you'll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.

Vicki: I know you.
Damon: Well, that's unfortunate.

Stefan: You wanna expose me?
Damon: No. I want you to remember who you are!

It's good to be home. I think I may stay awhile.

Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: VERY much.

Stefan: They are people, Damon. She's not a puppet, she doesn't exist for your amusement, for you to feed on whenever you want to.
Damon: Sure she does. They all do. They're whatever I want them to be.

Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.