Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
John: Why don't you take a bite? Find out.

Alaric: You think John knew Isobel?
Damon: I think John knows a lot of things.

We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom. More pep in your step.

You're playing house with half a tomb of really pissed off vampire. What did you think was gonna happen?

Stefan: I'm clean.
Damon: You're lying.
Stefan: Believe what you want.

John, whatever I can do to help make this town safe. Even if it means spending time with you.

You spent the last century and a half being the poster child for Prozac. Now you want me to believe this new you has nothing to do with human blood.

Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.