You're not the worst company in the world, Elena.

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.

If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, but she can be weird.
Damon: Hot trumps hot.

Damn, you're strong for a little thing.

The only one I can count on is... me.

Damon: I mean this sincerely: I hope Elena dies.

Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.