Elena: What was that for?
Damon: I had a really crappy day and I needed it.

I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.

Elena: Have a little respect for the dead?
Damon: I respect that he’s dead, how about that?

Markos has a good week or two in the land of the living. Now, where is he so I can kill him?

Liv has a twin? Is it possible for there to just be one of someone around here?

Damon: So, sex dreams about my brother.
Elena: That’s one way to change the subject.
Damon: Well, figured I’d skip the uncomfortable parts.

All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.

Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel.

It's difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.

I killed him to convince myself that you were right, that I was the type of person who could kill in cold blood and I was never gonna change.

Damon: The second we're cured of this and don't wanna rip each other's heads off, I am gonna hunt you down and give you the most mind blowing night of your life.
Elena: I think I can schedule you in.

Katherine: I'm the one who taught you how to love.
Damon: I'll see you in Hell, Katherine.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.

Damon