Damon Salvatore Quotes
What the Hell is Professor Shady Pants doing here?
This would be so much more fun if we were naked.
I finally got Elena to a good place about being a vampire and you two idiots can't stand that she's happy because of me.
Can't we just let ourselves enjoy one secret selfish day before we destroy his?
Elena: Jeremy can't live with me, Stefan wants to fix me, and Caroline flat out admitted that she doesn't like me this way. Think it's safe to say that I'm not so great at this vampire thing.
Damon: You want to know what I think? I don't think I've ever seen you more alive.
Elena: My brother wants to kill me.
Damon: Welcome to the club.
You know what they say about teenage suicide... don't do it.
Jeremy: Give me a stake. I'll kill Damon right now.
Damon: Easy, Van Helsing.
How does Klaus know anything? The guy's liked a billion years old.
Jeremy: What happened?
Damon: Long story. Buy the e-book.
Damon: You should have called Stefan.
Elena: I don't trust him right now.
Damon: P.S. I called Stefan.
Sure, Stefan. Since you asked, I'd be happy to go on a suicide mission with you for a potentially non-existent cure. No problem!