Damon Salvatore Quotes
A) He can't do anything about it and B) what I just said.
Elena: Do you think this is funny?
Damon: Yes, Elena, I find hilarity in the lengths I need to go to to save your life
I've been dead before. I got over it.
Elena is on a martyr tear that rivals even if you're greatest hits.
Stefan: Promise me, whatever happens, you'll protect her.
If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me.
Damon: I killed you. You were dead.
Elijah: For centuries now.
Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.
It's a plan. Is it perfect? What plan is?
Damon: I'd rather poke my eyes out.
Katherine: They're such pretty eyes.
Elena: Sound like you guys already have it all planned out.
Damon: Yup, we're awesome!
If you're setting me up in anyway, I will rip your heart out and shove it own your throat. Something I'm very good at.