Damon Salvatore Quotes
Well, it’s not like I was expecting a parade, but where’s my parade?
Damon: You telling me my brother is still stuck in here and you brought me out first?
Bonnie: That didn’t sound like even a glimmer of a thank you…
This PTSD puppet show wouldn’t happen to be, by chance, a ploy to get me to feel remorse for your pointless death, would it? Because it ain’t working, Mama.
Mom, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Give me a chance to make it right. Give me a chance to let you love me. Okay?
Okay, this vervain stings like a bitch and this family drama makes the prospect of Hell look like Disneyland. So, please, one swift stab straight through the heart. Let's get this over with.
I'm only here because Stefan's a mama's boy and I don't want the silent treatment for the next century.
Bastard links his life to my mom's and then engages in a duel. What is this, Hamlet community theatre?
Little tip from a professional. Next time you want to kill a bazillion year old psycho, don't choose a sword from the junior's section.
No talking until I'm seeing two of you. Then I'll kick both of your asses.
Huh. Looks like mom raised her man crush from the dead...
Well, glad to see you boarding this train to Crazytown, Bonnie Bennett. I was getting lonely all by myself.
Bonnie: Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
Damon: Hey! I do not go behind people's backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage.