Popular Dan Humphrey Quotes
Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.
Dan: Epperley asked me to pull the lemon Louis Vuittons.
Blair: Oh. You poor lost lamb. Let me help you.
Dan: I didn't date Serena van der Woodsen for two years to not come away knowing that those are Marc Jacobs and they're mustard.
Dan: Serena, hey.
Serena: What are you really doing here, Dan?
Dan: What am I doing here? I ran across the city, I rent a tuxedo, I stole this mask from some drunken kid only to look like Robin, I conned my way in here all to see you. I care.
Serena: Well, you didn't seem to care this morning when you were with another girl and lied about it.
[to Serena] Next year we're going to be in different cities. When you think about it, what's really keeping us together?
Dorota pieced this together. Apparently she's broken quote a few things in your home you don't know about.
Dan: Serena, Eric, Lily, they're gonna need us now more than ever.
Blair: And not "us." Dan and Blair. Individual entities. Two nouns separated by a conjunction.
Dan: Or a comma, if mentioned in a list.
Blair: Which is rare. Since we have nothing in common and are in fact, opposites.
Dan: The kind of opposites who do not attract.
Blair: Most definitely not.
Dan: I'm kinda over the writing thing, and I wanna see what else is out there. You're easily the most successful person I know so I figured, why not start at the top. You know, I was hoping I'd be able to shadow you for a few days a week after school.
Bart: I'm a busy man, Daniel, I don't think that's going to be possible.
Dan: Right, of course. I don't want to impose. It's just that ... you know, well, my dad, his world is pretty narrow. He may have had a hit song in the '90s but he didn't build half the Manhattan skyline.
Bart: Your father's a fine man, but I can see how you'd want something more. Why don't we start with two days a week?
Dan: We're interns. I may not know couture but I know how to collate.
Blair: And I know how to staple, so stay out of my way or I'll use one to attach your tongue to your shoulder blade.
Dan: You really think the sight of Olivia in fake fangs reciting stilted dialogue is gonna be a deal breaker, don't you?
Nate: Oh, the dialogue's awesome. It's the part without the talking that's the problem.
Dan: I think I can handle some PG-13 bloodsucking.
Nate: Seriously, man, do you not get Internet here in Brooklyn?
Dan: I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. To experience some new things.
Chuck: Are you gay?
Dan: You'll really go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.
He's the center of the Bass family and a personal inspiration to me. Please welcome, Chuck Bass.