Doctor: If you don't learn how to control your anger your anger will control you.
Danny: Put it on a bumper sticker, Doc.

My jump shots about to make me fifty bucks and it's about to come from your pocket.

I don't know any saviors that carry glocks and shoot kids in cold blood.

Despite what the sign says out front if you're here for an emergency you're in the wrong place.

It's like you're a cover girl for Ulcers Illustrated.

What are we going to do? Are we going to canvas Heaven?

The ACs pumping out heat and it won't stop. It's like a coming attraction for Hell up here.

She kind of reminds me of the pretty Italian girl in high school that all the Irish boys fell in love with.

All they want are answers and all we've got are questions.

You operated on the guy twice. What is it now, a heart transplant?

Kind of looks like a serial killer.

So busy being stupid it's a wonder they can find time to get arrested.