Vanna, would you please tell Mr. Tommy Barone what he's won.

Dinner, Tribeca restaurant...$600. Shoes, Bergdorf men's department...$750. Paying it off with your dead wife's fortune...priceless.

Danny: How can you be sure the drug always gets to the patient.
Pharmacist: Well, because if it didn't, you'd hear the screams when they cut them open.

But I had Linda on my team last year. That's a handicap or else I would have kicked your ass but you better not tell her I said that.

Danny: Hey, I thought you went home.
Jackie: I thought you went home.

Look at the bright side. You still get to catch bad guys.

I was getting ready to call in a missing persons on you. No worries. Victim's still dead.

Her life's never going to be the same.

Another night of sleaze and desperation.

You know that thing that kids have about their parents sex lives. It kind of never really goes away.

Danny: Single guys love a girl that can cook you know.
Jackie: I use my oven as a dresser.

Salazar: You're playing a very dangerous game, Detective.
Danny: I'm not playing.