Danny: Single guys love a girl that can cook you know.
Jackie: I use my oven as a dresser.

You pull your pants up next time you might get away.

Salazar: You're playing a very dangerous game, Detective.
Danny: I'm not playing.

Frank: Grandpa's treating everybody to ice cream.
Danny: That's why we invite him.

Danny: Who's this?
Lupino: This is your worst nightmare.

Six months doing part time undercover and now your the French Connection.

Erin can't do it she's a mother. We can't send her out to buy her own Mother's day dinner.

It looks a lot more like a date than an accident.

The first rule about Fight Club is you will talk about Fight Club, now!

I don't know any saviors that carry glocks and shoot kids in cold blood.

Despite what the sign says out front if you're here for an emergency you're in the wrong place.

It's like you're a cover girl for Ulcers Illustrated.