Steve: Just relax, alright and enjoy the view.
Danny: What view? Like I said, jet stream, no view.

I see what he's doing there. He's doing Jack Nicholson. And it's very appropriate too, because the last six years of my life has been sort of like "The Shining." Which is a film if you'd seen, you'd know, spends the whole movie torturing a young boy named Danny.

Haynes: Hold on, wait, you don't think I had anything to do with that do you?
Danny: I don't know, after what we saw on tv last night, I don't think you two will be exchanging Christmas gifts, you know

Danny: Boxing or MMA?
Grover: Boxing, no question

I’m going to take that plastic sword and turn you into a Roman popsicle, OK.

You lied to your mother, who is in fact a liar herself.

There is a direct correlation with how far you walk to a crime scene, and how bad that crime scene is going to be.

Steve: Sometimes when you speak, when your mouth opens and you speak, all I hear is "wa-wa-wa-wa." It's like I'm in a Charlie Brown cartoon only you're Linus, with better hair.
Danny: Why do I got to be Linus?

While they were getting Detective Williams out of jail in Columbia, I was the only one helping you.


Chin: That was close.
Steve: Speaking of close, Kono you are getting married in five minutes.

But nobody is gonna want to eat fish for the next three months.


You got two kids now and one of them needs you to go home and do something really important for him. So you don't get to die today, even though it would make my life a lot quieter.


Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.