Who died and made you boss?

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• Added: October 08, 2010

We can't actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.

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• Added: October 02, 2010

[putting finger with alcohol in baby's mouth] It's good, isn't it?

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• Added: October 02, 2010

I'll pay you money if you sit still. This is like diffusing an IED with poop.

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• Added: October 02, 2010

Who designed this thing, NASA!

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• Added: October 02, 2010

Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said huh.
Dean: I just said shut it.

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• Added: October 02, 2010

Sam: You just went. You didn't hesitate, because you care and that's who you are. Me, I wouldn't even think to try.
Dean: Yes you would
Sam: No Dean. I'm telling you. It's just better with you around.

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• Added: September 25, 2010

Go ahead say it. Call me a soccer mom.

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• Added: September 25, 2010

Sam: Golf? Really?
Dean: It's a ... it's a sport!

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• Added: September 25, 2010

Of course I didn't leave it alone. Sue me!

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• Added: September 25, 2010

What, did you loose the ability to send a text message?

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• Added: September 25, 2010

It's like chicks specifically dig unavailable guys.

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• Added: September 25, 2010