Dean Winchester Quotes
You rocks think you're so smart.
Sam: What kind of thing likes virgins and gold?
Dean: P. Diddy?
Sam: Who would want virgins?
Dean: You've got me. I prefer ladies with experience.
Dean: I've decided. I'm going to give Stan my most precious gift.
Sam: Wow. That sounded really creepy coming out of your mouth.
Victim of Death [to Dean]: Wait. Will you tell me what it all means?
Dean: Everything is dust in the wind.
Victim of Death: That's it? A Kansas song?
Tessa: Sorry. He's new.
Shawshank's a great flick, but let's skip the shower scene.
Karma's a bitch, bitch.
Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.
[to a demon] You gonna kiss me?
Dean: Until we get you back on your soul train, I'll be your conscience.
Sam: So you're saying you'll be my Jiminy Cricket.
Dean: Shut up. But yeah you fricken puppet, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Sam: So you're saying having a soul equals suffering?
Dean: Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.