Tabitha: You wanna help? Yell at the gardener for parking his crap wagon in the driveway.
Debbie: Actually, that's our crap wagon, Tabitha.
Tabitha: Well, park it around the corner so the neighbors won't notice.

I could drive you home and we could swap stories about Harry's penis.

Sometimes I feel like we bend over backwards for Dixon, but we don't do the same for Annie.

I said yes to a date on a school night, which I thought was pretty cool of me.

There's a lot of temptation here. I'm concerned about how it's gonna affect the kids.

Harry: I'm the first to admit that I wasn't the greatest guy back then.
Debbie: I'm more concerned with the kind of guy you are now.

Debbie: I thought we were cooler than our parents.
Harry: We're cool!

Harry, how hard can it be to find an acting coach in LA? I could throw a rock through a window and hit an actor.

There are some things that are strictly mother/daughters. So let me talk to Annie.

Debbie: You wanna talk about it?
Annie: I'd rather hit myself. Repeatedly. With a hammer.

Annie: Dad's gonna forget what he saw today, right?
Debbie: No, that's never gonna happen.

Dixon: This sucks.
Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase? Like this bites or this blows? Because you've been saying this sucks for the last 1,500 miles.

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