Doug Wilson Quotes
84720. I was an accountant. Numbers were my thing.
Shane: It definitely happened.
Andy: Hey never confirmed.
Doug: They had sex.
Lit a match to hide the stench.
Hang on bro! I got a mudslide coming.
Thanks for the blow job.
Her name is Medusa.
Shane: What happened to your arm?
Doug: I dropped my keys in a porto potty. There was a raccoon in there. I punched it out.
Andy: Oh Shit! Flush the drugs! Eat! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs!
Doug: What!? No drugs?!
Doug: Ohh nice mirror on the ceiling.
Silas: What's with all the hooks?
I'm Ted Wilson now, very responsible.
I'm good with babies. They see me as a kindred spirit slash taller version of themselves. Go be free.
Doug: God wants me to live.
Ignacio: And I still don't understand why.
Doug: For a lot of reasons.