Popular Dwight Schrute Quotes
I really like Andy these days. He's pretend and he does exactly what I tell him to.
You're back...and you're disgusting.
You had black hair and then grey hair.
He used to talk about planting a peanut/grape hybrid...one plant, one sandwich.
People underestimate the power of nostalgia. If baseball can use it to get people to care about that worthless sport, then I can use it to get my siblings to care about the farm.
Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses...second only to the neck.
Dwight: Long term tractor releases can put pressure on a relationship.
Clark: Yeah, a lot of my buddies are going through the same thing right now.
Angela: I bet she'll eat them right out of your hand with those big strong teeth.
Dwight: Did I tell you about her teeth?
Nothing to be alarmed about, it's just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer as a coworker.
Sense Billy says most students don't pay 150,000 dollars over 20 years to get their black belt.
It's not the KGB, but it's a start.
I'd like to get harmful steam, but the prices are absurd.
