Popular Dwight Schrute Quotes
Your daughter could be a bubble bath model. I could just bite her head off.
Dwight: He used to fight dogs.
Pam: Like he used to make dogs fight or he actually fought dogs?
Dwight: Little of this, little of that.
It's business women and their power suits and their shoulder pads. Don't lie about your shoulders.
I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes.
Trevor: Is it safe to talk?
Dwight: Well this documentary crew has been following our every move for the past nine years, but I don't see them, so I think we're good.
It's cruel, because a woman with damaged knees can't scrub worth a damn.
He and the senator are gaying each other.
There are a million gorgeous guys in the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area, and you choose the man who's a father of her child?
Where are gay men's vaginas?
Dwight: Excuse me, I have to run to my car, to take a dump.
Kevin: wish my car had a bathroom.
Of all of the vermin in God's great green kingdom, lice are the ones I detest the most. My first day of school, I had lice, and no one would play with me. For 15 years, they called me freak and four eyes and sci-fi nerd and girl puncher. All because I had lice when I was 7.
Dwight: I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers For Hire.
