What you did for Caroline's mom? That's the Damon who was my friend.

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.

Damon: You need to stop doing that. Elena: Doing what?
Damon: Assuming that I'll play the good guy because it's you who's asking.

There's Damon and whoever Damon is using, and those people always end up dead.

Damon: Is the old you read to come out and play?
Elena: Go to Hell.

It's the Grill. Must be Matt.

Elena: We just need answers. Try not to do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun.

John: What do you think your mother would say if she knew you were dating a vampire?
Elena: Which mother?

Damon: What if it doesn't work, Elena?
Elena: Then I guess I'll just be dead.

You're a powerful witch goddess. Seize the day, Brumhilda.

Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.

Stefan: You're taking a stupid risk. I could hurt you.
Elena: Then I'm stupid.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.