Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

You're a powerful witch goddess. Seize the day, Brumhilda.

Elena: You totally blew her off.
Damon: I'm staying clear of all women at the moment.
Elena: You don't have to be rude.
Damon: Trust me, it's in the best interest of women everywhere.

Elena: You touch her and I swear I'll never speak to you again.
Damon: What makes you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you? You are severely overestimating yourself.

Elena: I'm asking you not to.
John: That doesn't mean anything to me.
Elena: As my father, it should.

We're gonna slumber it.

Elena: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Watch me.

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Bonnie: I need to swear you to secrecy.
Elena: It's sort of a bad week for that sort of stuff.

Bonnie: Are you gonna stay [in bed] forever?
Elena: Yup.

Friends don't manipulate friends. They help each other.

Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.