Elena: Can you just appreciate the fact that you're not dead?
Damon: I'll give you 10 seconds. 9... 8...

Elena: Are you insane?
Rebekah: I prefer spontaneous.

Uh-oh! It’s the fun police. I thought that Ripper Stefan was supposed to be the life of the party.

I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Not bad, not technically good but then again Alaric didn't train you. You were probably to busy butting into other people's business.

Alaric: Careful where you shine that thing. Bat hate the light?
Elena: Wait... what?

You're mean to the people that you care about.

Caroline: Feeding on the competition, hello did you not hear what Damon told you?
Elena: I did but who cares? I'll do whatever I want.

Every inch of this house is filled with memories of the people that I loved that have died. My mom, my dad, Jeremy and Jenna, Alaric, John, even John. They're all dead. Everyone is dead.

Elena: You scared me.
Damon: Just doing my part in the neighborhood watch.

Bonnie: Do you think Caroline will notice if there are only 89 red balloons?
Elena: Probably, yes.

Elena: A simple 'I didn't kill my brother text would have sufficed.'
Stefan: I didn't kill my brother.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.