[to Bonnie] This isn't us.

Elena: Who's my father?
Isobel: Not important. He was a teenage waste of space.

Elena: Matt and I together, it wasn't...
Stefan: Passionate.

We are still bad for each other and we are still broken up.

Elena: You've been dodging my calls.
Damon: Busy day. Dead fake girlfriend and all.

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet.

I know you two have issues with him but I'm happy and I wanted to spend tonight with my best friends so I could tell them about it.

Bonnie: Where are you going?
Elena: To super glue Alaric's desk shut. I'm making memories.

Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?

It's an antique, Damon. Like you.

Damon: I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not in me.
Elena: Maybe it is.

Stefan: Have you thought about it?
Elena: About what? Isobel, my vampire birth mother, who's related to my vampire ancestor Katherine, who screwed over your vampire brother? No, I haven't thought about it at all.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.