Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Ellie Torres Quotes
Ellie: How are you not embarrassed?
Bobby: Sorry Ellie, can't be done.
Andy: It's true, this is the guy who's main goal in life is to party so hard he craps his pants in every country.
Bobby: I already knocked off America and Mexico. Mexico was easy.
Jules: I had sex in your house. Right over there.
Ellie: So? We conceived Stan on your kitchen island.
Jules: Grayson is totally pursey whipped. That is really gonna catch on. pursey magnet, pursey hound.
Laurie: Pursey cat.
Ellie: That's not how it works.
Sara: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Ellie: Marry me.
Ellie: Wow so it's either college twenty minutes away in Sarasota or twenty hours away in California. Which one do you want him to go to?
Jules: Doesn't really matter what I want. It's his choice.
Travis: The weather is so good in California.
Jules: Yeah, and it also has earthquakes and race riots. So you know, everybody just calm down.
Ellie: And there it is.
Jules: Sleepy show is canceled tonight.
Ellie: Damn it.
Ellie: (to Jules about the coffee) It's 7:45am why are you not already serving us?
Laurie: I feel like people respect my ideas more when they think they came out of magazines.
Ellie: No.
Andy: Stop - it's just a tiny thing.
Ellie: That's what he said!
Andy: You ruined it. You ruined my gift!
Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.
Fine, beer me!
Ellie: Good lord you wake up peppy!
Jules: Now where was I before the siesta?
