Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Ellie Torres Quotes
Andy: He's your son.
Ellie: He needs to learn.
Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.
Ellie: Really Bug Hookers?
Laurie: That's the title!
Jules: Name one thing I've done to Travis that is "meddlesome."
Bobby: Watched him sleep.
Ellie: You scared his girlfriend away.
Laurie: You want to live in his blood.
Mopey leads right to gropey, fix it or bleed.
Jules: Ellie is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.
Ellie: The best part is you never know when they're coming.
Good God. An army of jellybeans.
Ellie: Way to self-compliment.
Jules: I thought I snuck it in there.
Ellie: Hey bartender how could you miss a question about bartending?
Grayson: I don't know. You missed the one about blood draining parasites.
Ellie: It's not the same.
Grayson: It is the same.
Jules: It's time to suck up!
Ellie: That's for boys.
Jules: It's time to uterus up!
Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.
I don't know what you're thinking, but it's like watching a gay porn with just one dude in it.
