Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Ellie Torres Quotes
Ellie: Are those all our houses?
Grayson: And that's us there, burning alive. You don't even have a head. No, wait, there it is.
Ellie: Why is my severed head still screaming?
Having a baby in your forties is exhausting, and people will judge you if you keep a sippy cup full of wine in the stroller so you can pound grape.
Andy: There's my girl I need a kiss.
Ellie: You'll live.
Jules: I'm starting a new list. Most boring game?
Ellie: Penny can.
Jules: Come on, gimmie a reason. Crack the code!
Ellie: Why did they take so long to tell you?
Ellie: Are you Cuban today?
Andy: I will be if you like it.
Ellie: Yeah I like it.
Jules: Harsh. But, Ellie and I have a pact.
Ellie: We tell each other the harsh truth no matter what.
Ellie: You know what panties are? They're a type of clothes most women wear under their skirts.
Laurie: Pass.
That's the reason I got a Cabana! To avoid guys with barb wired tattoos.
I was so stunned! Do I give off a vibe that I'm friendly?
If we're gonna be sneaking around the neighborhood at night should my husband be dressed like a cat burglar ?
Jules: If you're not going to talk to me, why'd you come back to my house?
Ellie: Cause I'm wet and I know you just recovered your couch.
