Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Ellie Torres Quotes
Jules: Did you really just hiss?
Ellie: I'm trying it out.
Ellie: I miss being a ho.
Laurie: You want back in? Because we'll take you back.
To me people are just bags of skin that slow down my day.
I hope a shark eats your face.
It wouldn't have been a thong on a six-year old!
This one needs it - she holds on like an otter trying to break open a clam.
Ellie: Andy, punishment for cheating?
Andy: Removing my own genitalia with garden shears while you watch.
Laurie: I'm still young enough that I can totally change who I am.
Ellie: We can only hope.
Ellie: Two choices: heads divorce, tails murder.
Nothing could ever make me stop loving you. Except you not drinking. Twelve steps, schmelsteps. Alcohol makes people fun.
And the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.
Ellie: You should be spraying it from the other side to push it all towards the curb.
Grayson: Are you really telling me how to hose?
