Silver: I can't believe Naomi sent a private plane to bring you back to high school.
Teddy: Well when you use the words Naomi and high school in the same sentence, it pretty much makes anything believable.

Dancing has been this great way of pretending I was this sexy powerful woman who wasn't afraid of anything. I just wish it were true.

Well don't worry the world is full of teen moms and Kardashians who are just waiting to steal your thunder. It'll blow over soon.

After all of these years saying you'd never get into the family business, that's exactly what you've done.

Silver [to Navid]

I can't even talk to him anymore, it's like he's running for douchebag of the year or something.

Silver [about Navid]

Navid: Sometimes I feel like Hollywood's gone to his head.
Silver: Unlike Navid Shirazi who's the same club promoting player he was in high school.

Liam: Hey, you were always a teacher's pet.
Silver: I was always a good student, there's a difference.

Whose online dating profile would get more hits, ex hooker or a teenage single mom?

Silver: I conquer this fear, I conquer all fears, right?
Adrianna: Totally, unless you die tragically.
Silver: What?!?!
Adrianna: Im kidding!

I'm 20 years old. I'm supposed to be the kid.

This is a little reserved for Naomi, unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.

As Emily post might've said, when your homosexual best friend fathers your child, common etiquette dictates a suitable gift.


We're not just friends, we're a family. And nobody messes with my family.


Dixon: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Silver: I've never been more ready for anything in my life.