Erin Silver Quotes
Oh, she's going down!
Silver [after discovering Adrianna's tap water trickery]
You had a bad day. You almost put Emily through a vending machine.
Silver [to Annie]
Teddy: Did he just hit on me?
Silver: Good things are going to start happening to Teddy.
I can't do this. I'm the other woman. I'm a cheater and a liar. And your iguana is touching me.
What you should be sorry for is turning into such a vain, self-absorbed bitch that none of us can stand to be around you.
Silver [to Adrianna]
Naomi: I wanna put the blue wet suit between the other two and make a sandwich.
Silver: Naomi, you're drooling.
Naomi: Write, 'I wanna meet you at the hotel so we can get naked and nasty all night long.'
Silver: Naomi, we have to be subtle.
Naomi Right. Lose 'all night long.'
Teddy: I just got frustrated.
Silver: I get frustrated, too, sometimes, but I don't turn into a homophobic jerk.
Way less glitter on the word "breasts." It just feels weird.
Adrianna: He's been giving me Zoolander all morning.
Silver: I was afraid of that.
Mr. Cannon: Everyone needs to hear something nice once in awhile.
Silver: Well, I meant it.
Let's just be grateful I'm using tennis terminology. When we first started dating, I told him to serve a no-hitter.
