George Michael Quotes
Gob: George Michael. You weren't followed, were you?
George Michael: No, I don't think so.
Gob: All right, kid ... let's deal some drugs.
Gob: Now, we wait.
George Michael: How long?
Gob: Who knows? An hour ... maybe five.
Derek: Drug delivery. You wanted some marijuana?
George Michael: But it wasn't for me.
Michael: Then who was it for? Who? Give me a name.
George Michael: Okay, it was for me. Yeah. I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.
George Michael: Well, I think we're okay.
Michael: We are. I mean, you know that there's nothing that you can't be totally honest with me about. I mean, you could say anything to me, you know? Anything at all.
George Michael: Like, say I had a crush on my own cousin.
Michael: Hey! You just taught me a lesson. All right, we're even.
George Michael: What are you doing?
Michael: I'm doing a little cost projection analysis for a mini mall.
George Michael: Wow, that's pretty cool you know how to do all that stuff.
Michael: Yeah, maybe your old man's just a little bit cooler than you thought he was, huh?
Maeby: Your legs look exactly like mine, and I just shaved mine.
George Michael: So, I'm thinking of getting a motorcycle.
George Michael: Oh, you bought a chair.
Michael: Uh, no. Actually, uh, I borrowed it, like we talked about.
George Michael: Well, I thought we decided that was like stealing.
Michael: Is that where we landed on that?
George Michael: It's like you said. You can't change who you are. So what? So, I don't have any hair on my arms or legs. So what? You know, a leather jacket's not going to change that. You know, I was trying to act like a tough guy, and it's wrong. I'm just a boring, old nice guy like you.
Michael: I'm not that nice.
Movie voice over: It was a love between two cousins that the world thought was wrong, but it was the world that was wrong ...
George Michael: (to Maeby) We have got to see this movie.
George Michael: I, uh ... need you to make some fake IDs for me and Maeby.
Gob: Like a passport?
George Michael: Yeah, yeah, that would be great. Oh, and, uh, preferably French. I like the way they think.
Maeby: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?
George Michael: I've got a really good body, so ... No.
Maeby: Ok. So, I printed the fake airline ticket from my computer. If my parents miss this, I really might go to South America.
George Michael: That says Portugal.
Maeby: That's right.
