Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite George O'Malley Quotes
GEORGE: "Why is she still here?"
NURSE: "Because I am not a bouncer, and this is not a nightclub."
GEORGE: "A shift is a marathon, not a sprint. Eat."
IZZIE: "I can't."
GEORGE: "You should eat something."
IZZIE: "You try eating after performing 17 rectal exams. The Nazi hates me."
GEORGE: "The Nazi's a resident. I have attendings hating me."
GEORGE: "Was that a nod?"
MEREDITH: "Yes."
GEORGE: "Do we know what it meant?"
MEREDITH: "No."
GEORGE: "Well... for what it's worth, I... I think he's crazy if he doesn't pick you."
GEORGE: "Paging Dr. Karev-ian!" [laughs]
MIRANDA: "What did you just say?"
GEORGE: "Um, it, it's a joke, Kevorkian, Karev-ian... Alex Karev?"
MIRANDA: "I get the joke. I just don't think it's funny. You see this O'Malley? I make one mistake with this scalpel and this man's dead. My husband, he makes mistakes at his job all the time. As far as I know he's never killed anyone but I have. And YOU WILL. Alex did. He made a math mistake and a man died for it. Run that past your accountant. See how he'd feel if every mistake he made, someone ended up dead. You don't have to like Alex, you don't have to care about him, but you damn well have to be on his side."
George: Tomorrow's board and Dr. Tapley's echo. Hahn is seeing him now.
Richard: What are doing with Baileys child?
George: Dr. Bailey and I are in love. I will be heading back to Vegas with her as soon as my divorce with Dr. Torres is final.
Richard: We need to write Adele again. She replied to my email but all she sent was a typo. She's no better at this than I am.
MIRANDA: "How many valve replacements have you performed in your life, Dr. O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "None."
MIRANDA: "None! And how many valve replacements do you think Dr. Hahn has performed?"
GEORGE: "That is my father!"
MIRANDA: "You're in that room as his son! You interns think you can do whatever you wanna do. Not anymore! Not with me! Which is why you are going to stay away! 50 feet away to be precise! You are going to remain 50 feet away from your father at all times today! And Dr. O'Malley, do not make me tell you again."
George: Izzie! You paged me, are you ok?
Izzie: No, I don't know what to do. I don't know if I should have the surgery. I think I'm gonna die either way. You gotta tell me what to do.
George: You know what to do.
Izzie: No I don't. I don't.
George: Yes, you do. You're just scared to do it. This back and forth is just fear. You've already made the decision. You made it. You made it the second you decided to fight this thing. Just look, look where you started. Look where you are now. I mean, now you're this incredible surgeon, and teacher. You're a doer, remember? You know exactly what you have to do.
IZZIE: [to Mer] "He didn't buy them."
MEREDITH [to George] "You didn't buy them?"
GEORGE: "Men don't buy tampons!"
IZZIE: [opens shower door, again] "You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it!"
GEORGE: [on the bathtub floor] "I am not your sister!"
I would've given my dad my heart if I could. If I could've saved him. I would've given him my heart.
IZZIE: "Hey, Hank and I have great sex, all the time. In fact we'll probably have sex after the party, or during the party."
GEORGE: "As long as you clear it with Meredith."
IZZIE: "Hank just needs to realize that doctors can have fun. We’re not all workaholics with God complexes."
CRISTINA: "We ARE workaholics with God complexes."
MEREDITH: [playing cards] "Why did we want to be surgeons anyway?"
GEORGE: "Surgery is very serious business."
CRISTINA: [burps]
GEORGE: "Full house."
CRISTINA: "Royal flush. Get naked, baby boy!"
IZZIE: "You made me burn my french toast."
GEORGE: "You can buy new french toast!"
