MEREDITH: "Where is Izzie?!"
GEORGE: "She didn’t clear it with you?"
MEREDITH: "This was supposed to be a meet-the-boyfriend, get together little thing."
GEORGE: "I... Iz-izzie has a lot of friends."
MEREDITH: "Izzie doesn’t know this many people."
GEORGE: "I told her to clear it with you."
MEREDITH: "I can’t handle this."
GEORGE: "You want me to kick everyone out? I’m gonna kick everyone out."
CRISTINA: [drunk] "Baby! You made it! Woo!"
MEREDITH: [pauses] "Screw it."

MIRANDA: "Go take care of Dr. Grey."
GEORGE: [hugs her] "Yes. Thank you. She needs a friend right now."
MIRANDA: [silence]
GEORGE: "Oh... her mother."

IZZIE: "Surgery's today?"
GEORGE: "Yeah. I'm okay."
IZZIE: "Yeah, I have a really good feeling."
GEORGE: "Yeah?"
IZZIE: "Yeah, I didn't even bake anything for you."
GEORGE: "Thank you."

George: No, see, I think it means you don't forgive me. And you don't know how to talk to me right now, and i mean look! You don't... you can't even look at me. You're so angry that i think the only way you can deal with me is to say you forgive me and what... we pretend it didn't happen? It happened, and you don't forgive me.
Callie: You're right, I don't.

GEORGE: "What am I gonna do about Olivia?"
IZZIE: "Well, for starters, stop sleeping with her. Unless, you want that thing to fall off."
GEORGE: "That's twice that you trash talked the girl I could one day potentially lo- well, not love, but like a whole lot."
IZZIE: "If she gave it to you, you have to tell her."
GEORGE: "Three."
IZZIE: "Fine! She didn’t give it to you. She was a virgin when you met. You still have to tell her so she can get tested."

IZZIE: "So the beer’s coming at 7:00 and some of the floor nurses are bringing wine."
CRISTINA: "You invited nurses? Ugh."
GEORGE: "Did you clear this with Meredith?"
IZZIE: "A few more people isn’t going to make a difference. Okay? A party’s a party."
CRISTINA: "The bigger the party the less time for bad sex with the hockey player."
IZZIE: "Would you stop saying that."
CRISTINA: "Okay."

GEORGE: [about Mer] "She's gonna be late."
IZZIE: "Maybe not."
GEORGE: "We should wait for her."
IZZIE: "Definitely not. I'm not her mother and you are not her boyfriend... [smiles] ... not yet anyways."
GEORGE: "Stop, okay, I told you I'm not interested."
IZZIE: "Life is short. George. Do you really want to die before you ask her out."
GEORGE: "I do not want to ask her out."
IZZIE: "Do you really want to die a liar?"
GEORGE: "I’m not... dying."

GEORGE: "I don't think you understand. Me: gonads! You: ovaries!"
IZZIE: [laughing] "That reminds me. We are out of tampons."
GEORGE: "You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!"
IZZIE: "Will you add it to your list, please?"
GEORGE: "What?"
IZZIE: "Tampons!"
MEREDITH: "To the list. It's your turn."
GEORGE: "I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't want to see you in your underwear!"
IZZIE: "It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal."

GEORGE: "You don’t know. Maybe I’ve been sleeping around. Maybe I got ladies."
IZZIE: [smirks]
GEORGE: "Shut up! What am I gonna do?"
IZZIE: "It’s no biggie. A couple doses of penicillin will knock it right out."

"Stop. Don't talk to me! You'll only make me mad. I'm afraid you'll mess up my game, and I'm in the zone."

DEREK: "What are our options?"
GEORGE: "MRI?"
ALEX: "Brilliant! The guy's got nails in his head! Let's put him in a giant magnet."

GEORGE: [bringing Meredith coffee] "Ahh! Hot!"
IZZIE: "Wouldn't it be easier to just ask her out?"

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey