Haley Dunphy Quotes
Haley: You’re super green!
Mitchell: I know! I’m recycling a dollhouse, I recycled a child.
Okay that's a lot of mirror looking and that's me saying that.
Alex: Am I just going to nitpick everyone until they leave me?
Haley: Hey mom found somebody!
When I wake up in my own room tomorrow I’ll be giving thanks for my independence and isn’t that what Christmas is all about?
Haley: You’re like that guy from the movie who wishes he was never born.
Alex: It’s a Wonderful Life.
Haley: You say that but do you mean it?
Haley: I’m Alex, who are you?
Andy: I’m their manny.
Haley: Nice try, I know their Manny and you look nothing like him.
Andy: Ohhh, you’re Haley.
You're hair looks amazing, like you just got off a horse.
Alex: Ok, that's it Grandpa's cheating.
Haley: On Gloria? How could he possibly do better?
Haley: Shouldn't she be playing Words with Friends with friends?
Alex: Grandpa is my friend.
Haley: Of course he is. That's not sad
Haley: Look I need more sleep than you and ever since they cut down that stupid prune tree the sun has been right in my eyes every morning.
Alex: It's not a prune tree, they pruned the tree.
Alex: It's junior year, I have to get good grades. Don't you know how competitive it is out there? Stop pressuring me!
Haley: You know, this is what happens to kids when they're not sexually active.
Alex: She said I was just like her.
Haley: Was she weirdly competitive