Hank Moody Quotes
I look like a fucking FBI agent.
I'll always be buzzing around like a gnat, like a well-hung gnat, with a dream.
Get a load of black Jesus, he turn water in whiskey too?
Hank: Well here's to difficult daughters.
Hank: And uh here's to mothers who drink with strangers.
Julia: Cheers, Cheers.
Girl makes it sound so pleasant. I have one big pain in the ass teenage daughter.
Hank: I'm a writer Sasha not a fuck toy.
Sasha: Don't look now but your manpon string is hanging out.
Hank: I feel a hate crime coming on.
Charlie: Don't be hatin' on the good news dance.
Don't blame me because you were born with a clit for a cock and a tiny little beanbag to house what passes for balls.Marcy
Hank: So fucking mature that I want to punch myself in the dick.
Karen: Do it!
I love me some morning sex. Daylight, smelly puss, bad breathe, bring it!
It's decided then, I'm going out tonight. Like Zig, I'm jerkin myself to Jesus.
I can't help it if some cock tard in a fedora takes a picture at the exact wrong moment.