Hilda Suarez Quotes
Justin: Okay, here's how this is gonna work, ladies. You two are taking me to fashion week
Hilda: Justin...
Justin: No argument. I've been waiting for this my whole life I did my homework I called in sick to school today you just have to sign this little slip
Hilda: Don't think for a second...
Justin: I swear mom, I will run away. I know a kid in sixth grade that sell crack
Hilda: Walter, now he's the kind of guy you can settle down with
Betty: How do i know if i'm settling down or just settling?
Justin: ooh a Burberry belt. I gotta call all my friends
Hilda: No you don't!! Justin!!
Hilda: Who moved our Christmas decorations?
Justin: And what's Santa doing to that elf
Hilda: This has the skank prints of Gina Gamboni all over it!
Justin: Well you did run over her Christmas tree and Christmas is a time of love and forgiveness
Hilda: Grow up Tiny Tim, this means wars.
Ignacio: That girl has the vocal chords of a large cat
Hilda: I heard that
Ignacio: ...and the ears of whatever hears best
Betty: A dolphin
Hilda: Don't even think about it
Justin: How does she do that?
Santos: She's a little bit of a witch
Betty: Give or take a letter
Betty: This was the best turkey they had?
Hilda: No, it was the last turkey they had. You were this close to stuffing a brisket
Hilda: I have a big surprise for you guess who's coming to thanksgiving dinner?
Justin: Martha Stewart? I won the contest!?
pigmentation? You selling Herbalux or you getting an online forensics degree?
Amanda: hhhh-ola
Hilda: Actually, it's "ola"
Amanda: No, there's an h in it
[after cat fight... Hilda pulls out hair..]
Gina: You'll pay for this
Hilda: I guess we owe you $4,000 and fifty cents
Hilda: Where is it?
Gina: I don't remember.
Hilda: Maybe pulling that weave out of your head will help jog your memory
