Popular Howard Wolowitz Quotes
Bernadette: Why are you being a baby?
Howard: I'm not a baby! I'm a grown man, and I made the bed. Now where's my star?
Her freakishly small hands make anything look big. That's one of the reasons I love her.
Howard: Should we stop holding hands now?
Sheldon: In a minute.
Howard: Okay, good.
Raj: Come on, Sheldon, Star Wars.
Howard: I'm pushing play. I mean it. If we don't start soon, George Lucas is going to change it again.
Bernadette: So we just sit here and stare at a screen and wait for something to happen?
Wolowitz: I did it with you when we watched The Notebook.
No. My mom died.
Leonard: Oh, you do what you want, but I don't want to lose my friends over tenure. Friends are forever.
Howard [coughing]: So, is tenure.
Howard: Attention people of Earth: Tonight, there will be two moons in the sky.
Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises.
Howard: Why don't you put her in a kennel?
Raj: Why don't you put your mother in a home?
Howard: To be honest, she'd do better in the kennel.
Leonard: Hold on. So, your idea is to get a van and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up?
Leonard: And are you gonna use candy to lure them in?
Raj: We are now!
you're missing the point, a Shiksa goddess is not an actual goddess, we prey on them, not to them