The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSHoward Wolowitz Quotes
....I volunteered for the premature ejaculation project. I mean, it's not like either one of us has heart disease.
Bernadette to Howard
Howard: You gotta like this. The girlfriend, the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty.
Leonard: Kill me.
Sheldon: It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.
Howard: You gotta like this: the girlfriend.....the ex-girlfriend, bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty?
(all but Leonard laugh)
Leonard: Kill me!
Sheldon: It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.
Whereas Jewish mothers take a casual la-dee-dah approach to their sons.
Leonard: Does your family have a history of heart disease?
Wolowitz: My family is the history of heart disease. There's a cave painting in France of one of my ancestors doing this. [mimicks heart attack]
Have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skim milk?
Her freakishly small hands make anything look big. That's one of the reasons I love her.
Believe in magic, you Muggle!
That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.
I think it's like Beetlejuice. We said his name too many times.
Leonard: Still arguing which is the best CSI?
Howard: We agreed they all have their merits.
Howard: I'm not having this conversation with you Ma!
Howard's Ma: God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!
