Favorite Jack Donaghy Quotes
Jack: (re: his years spent developing the pocket microwave): Most of that time has been spent trying to come up with a hip, edgy name that would appeal to the marketing holy trinity: college students, the morbidly obese, and homosexuals.
verybody settles. At one point my obituary was going to read "CEO Of GE Dies Violently In Casino Orgy." Now what's it going to say, "Middle Manager Of A Philadelphia Porn Distributor Never Wakes Up?"
I don't know why you're wearing girls' pajamas, but I'm sure it's cultural.
Liz: I will spend half the day in twilight sleep and then I will go home to watch the Lifetime movie 'My Stepson Is My Cyber-Husband.'
Jack: That's inspired. You truly are the Picasso of loneliness.
Somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect.
[on his speed dial rankings] Blackberry Warren Buffett, iPhone Jimmy Buffett.
He built GE into the greatest company on Earth, and the Earth into one of the top three planets in the universe!
A female page? Don't worry, they disappear all the time.
For four years I've had to make do with what passes for men around here, with their untucked shirts, boneless faces, their Stars, both Wars and Trek.
Kenneth's been out there for an hour telling cleaned-up Garrison Keillor stories.
Jonathan, why do I have an Indian assistant if my computer is always...
Jack: I had "lunch" with Martha Stewart and "dinner" with her daughter Alexis.
Liz: Gross.
