The TARDIS

Coulson: What are you doing?
Simmons: I’m getting into character. My undercover persona harbors some residual resentment to her absent American father.

Ward: It’s strategic.
Simmons: It’s adorable.
Skye: The Tin Man has a heart after all.

Simmons: We have something for you.
Skye: Is it a sandwich?
Simmons: Yes. it. is. that.

I like following the rules and doing what's expected of me. It makes me feel nice.

Whatever you do, don't breathe. That was a joke.

Simmons: This is the victim's brain.
Coulson: It looks like a burnt baked potato.

Coulson: We need a reset here Fitz. Fitz?
Simmons: Saying his name repeatedly, does not increase productive.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.