I'm gonna take a page from the Elena Gilbert handbook and choose to believe you can be saved.

If you need anything else... don't call me. I have a prom to plan.

Klaus: What are you afraid of?
Caroline: You. I'm afraid of you.

You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you

Caroline: You have to earn the over-nighter.
Tyler: I consider that a challenge.

Why do I always have to be Klaus bait?

I finally almost got your mom to stop hating me, so I probably shouldn't get caught in some kind of vampire threesome with her son.

Vampire disposal? Not my strong suit.

Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: VERY much.

Is this you in crisis mode? Because it's a lot more subtle than mine.

You're miraculously alive. We're fugitives on the run. All signs point to hot hybrid-vampire sex.

So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.