There's a reason it's called a curse, Tyler.

Want some tea? Maybe some vodka? Both will help you sleep.

Unlike some other people, I don't sleep with everyone I make eye contact with.

Since when does sire bond equal mover slave?

Elena: I didn't tell you that so you could torture me about it.
Caroline: What are friends for?

With any luck, you'll be freshly compelled and back in your own bed tonight.

Caroline: I have a real crisis on my hands: Elena stole my prom dress!

Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow?
Caroline: How about a quarter to never?
Klaus: I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.
Caroline: Yes, a date like to a movie where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.

I don't want you to be alone.

Tyler: How did I get here?
Caroline: I brought you here. You were being a major d-bag.

Whenever anyone tells me I can't do something, I prove them wrong.

I've watched The Bachelor. Fair is fair. It's Stefan's turn!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.