Popular Jonathan Ames Quotes
Can you please look at my penis and tell me I'm an adult male.
Jonathan: Oh my God! What is that?
Ray: I've got long foreskin. Not everybody is Jewish ya know.
Kidnapper: Do you have any rich friends?
Jonathan: Yes, I have one, but I really don't think I should involve my friends.
Jonathan: What's your secret?
Kidnapper: Never go to bed angry. Pass this on to you.
Jonathan: Come on that's your secret? Never go to bed angry?!
George, you're being way too hard on yourself. It's not good for your immune system.
I suck at everything.
Jonathan: Why didn't you write a second novel?
Jonathan's client: Because I was afraid to.
(to Jonathan) Let's go have a drink and get drunk. Sixteen gin and tonics.
Ray
Lewis: My ankle will never be the same because of you.
Jonathan: What? I just saved your life.
Ransom for a dog?
We only leaned.
We were just projecting our love for you onto each other.
