Jonathan: 'I love you more than you know. Jonathan.'
Suzanne: That was a nice note. But you don't have to read your name in the end.
Jonathan: I know. I'm very literal-minded. You know that.

It's dangerous to go cold turkey - I'm down to white wine.

These one hitters should really be called three hitters.

George

Jonathan: I still like the way pot makes me think - maybe it's healthy.
Suzanne: Pot is not healthy.
Jonathan: They give it to cancer patients.
Suzanne: You don't have cancer.
Jonathan: Not yet...

Jonathon: I can help people.
Ray: Are you delusional?

Ray: You mind if I smoke pot in here?
George: Can I have some?

Ray: You can't do that. That's illegal.
Jonathan: I say that I'm not license. And that makes it more legal... ish.

Woman: You're the private cop?
Jonathan: Yes. Or detective. Or investigator. They all work.

I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Make me think of my childhood.

Jonathon

Bored to Death Quotes

Men face reality. Women don't. That why men need to drink.

George

I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Make me think of my childhood.

Jonathon