Josh Quotes
Erin: Nora, your family's messed up. Not that I'm one to talk.
Josh: I totally think we should invite your father over for Passover.
Dial up! Oh. Yeah. I'm old school, too. Call waiting is cool. Smart cars are dumb.
Listen, this is what people in love do. They meet each others families and they get mercilessly judged.
Great news! If you're hungry, there are empty pizza boxes in the fridge. Yeah.
Erin: Twilight's was cool with it.
Josh: Yeah, Aidan's okay with it because when he was a teenager beer was safer than water. This is not the Mayflower. You are not a pilgrim. Upstairs. Now!
I never turned my back on Aidan. I never gave up.
Nora: I think she should stay with us, at least through her first turn.
Josh: Did you hear her social worker? She, she's gonna cut us in our sleep, with a shank or a, a shiv...
Nora: I think either is acceptable.
So you want me to screen my patients and hand them over to you so you and Henry can suck them dry.
Josh: You need to snap out of it.
Sally: I'm hungry.
Josh: They're empty calories, Sally.
Sally: Everything I eat is empty calories. Nothing sticks. I had two whole chickens last night. And a tub of ice cream. I have it handled. I'm just stressing. Every time I leave the house I think I'm going to think I'm going to kill somebody.
Sally, this is what Donna was warning us about. This is why you can't see anybody from your past. They die.
Aidan: So. Reanimated corpse?
Josh: Yeah. But, let's be honest. You are also kind of a reanimated corpse. Technically speaking.
Josh: Did she just say that Stevie Nicks was here?
Nora: No, obviously not.
Josh: Well, obviously, that's what she said. That's exactly what she said. She said that Stevie Nicks was here.
Nora: Why would she say that? Oh my God. The life raft! What if they just woke up in their coffins?
